#out of the obscure (mun speaks)

[obscurebelief]

Constantly horrifying myself that Aurelius can basically destroy Hawkins with his Obscurus power, like the wrong person sets him off on the lowest day and Vecna and the Mindflayer just gotta sit back and watch as the Obscurus levels Hawkins in an unfortunate fit of rage.

Note: Aurie is not as strong as the Mindflayer but maybe can kick the Meatflayer's ass (or whatever that thing in S3 was called), and can probably fight Vecna but again, limited powers sooo xD;; he may be OP as hell in theory but overuses his power to much and he gets very ill or can die if goes over the top D: sooo wooo limits.

[obscurebelief]

Okay, first I hope it's okay I reblog this @aeterna---amantes

Second, at this anon, I am their friend OOC but that also has nothing to do with this. I've seen you doing this to this person and others and I would love for you to knock it off both IC and OOC.

I'm being the big person and asking nicely when, if you are the same anon, I've been dealing with you for I think almost over a year talking to others about me and my character and quite frankly I'm sure I have every right to be so much more annoyed and angry.

I'm agreeing with the reply, get off of my and my friend's backs. And before you say: 'I never did this before' there are so many anon replies on blogs that I've seen and the fact I had to EXPLAIN to other rpers open to rping with me about an anon maybe coming into their asks pestering them about me and my character.. that is I'm sure considered harassment. And if you aren't somehow the same anon that's been doing this for months, apologies for tossing you into the fray but I'm done with anons pestering and going after rpers because of something you or whoever the anon is I somehow did.

But I am being the bigger person, stop doing this. To other anons that are legit curious and looking for fun, this is not directed to you all by any means I promise.

This is also a PSA to my followers in a way, if there is an anon like this that is obsessively asking about this blog or my @fangedmagick I apologize so much but also do block or ignore them. I'm really tired of this harassment and am here for fun.

Also another ANOTHER thing, Aurelius is allowed to connect with characters as friends and when he does get a love interest or have chemistry, they can enjoy that to without some anon that is acting like some crazy ex that I've never met or connected with with the 'if i can't have you no one else can' vibes.

I am here for fun, not drama. and again, PSA no drama OOC on my dash, only fun rp drama okay? Okay. Anon pestering any follower like this, please block. I don't want anything ANYTHING to do with them, but if they do say something out of left field please send it my way to if you want because it is obviously not true but I need to know what crap they may spill after this call out.

Now, without further ado, back to my regular sad baby obscurus boi hours. And again, sorry for reblogging this but I felt I needed to say something.

||You seem different around fangedmagick unlike the other writers you interact with.

|| Man, with all the respect in my pitch black heart, I'm so fucking tired. Please, knock this shit off. Get off of @fangedmagick 's (and their friends') back. Please.

[touyatiredforthis]

Do you tend to focus on shipping or do you not care at all?

What are rare-pairs that you are passionate about, if any?

Mun Questions! || Accepting!

Do you tend to focus on shipping or do you not care at all?

{ i think that my recent writing speaks for itself, heheh... i really like exploring relationships and how differences in personality can change how a relationship, romantic or platonic, can bloom. }

{ despite how reserved i can be in real life, i love how important connections are to anyone's life. no matter what genre i write, or games i play, i often seek out ways that the character(s) i play connect with the world around them (i.e. why would my character care about this objective?) if a game or show doesn't focus on that, i don't tend to enjoy it nearly as much. }

What are rare-pairs that you are passionate about, if any?

{ i never really gave much thought for ships in pokemon, unless they're hinted at in-game. this changed when i met and started writing with my partners. }

{ i'm passionate about Cafe Noir (Touya x Serena) thanks to @iruludavare. it's one of my first ever ships i'd written that stars two canon characters on tumblr, but i never see art of it because it's so obscure! (artists give me your commission info pls lol) }

{ as i've begun to develop more and more ships for touya both in private and on here, i need my writing partners to know that i'm currently starving for more art of our ships... 🥰}

{ if i didn't write these canon characters, i would not have any particular passions for rarepairs other than simple fantasies! }

[healbellls]

Want new-and-exciting plots for your character? Long to reach out to more of your followers, but don’t know where to start? Fear not! Fill out this form and give your RP partners both present and future all the of juicy jumping off points they need to help you get your characters acquainted. Be sure to tag the players whose characters YOU want more cues to interact with, and repost, don’t reblog! Feel free to add or remove sections as you see fit. Template here.

Mun name: Vani OOC Contact: Asks, IM, Discord is meant only for my mutuals.

Who the heck is my muse anyway:

// This is a multimuse blog, in order to spare me from making this post way too big, I won't be talking about each and every muse I got here.

My muses are separated into three tiers:

Primary muses: My main ones. The ones I'm sure, I have a better grasp on and have far more consistency with than others. (Morty, Juan, Barry and Drake).

Secondary muses: Muses that were basically NPCs, turned into muses. They can be fickle at times, since they aren't exactly my priority. It only means I prefer reserving these guys, for far more plotted oriented stuff. Rather than just blindly tossing them around. (Prof. Rowan and Brendan)

Tertiary muses: AKA - friends only or long time partners muses. I only use these characters with a select few people, it is nothing personal. I'm merely managing my RPs, furthermore I have my own reasons for only wanting to use them with a select few people. I'll be the one approaching people about these muses. (Lance)

I feel like I got a pretty neat variety in type of muses, to offer folks. But at the same time, some may be a tad obscure to some folks. Which is all A-OK for me. I'm still deciding whether or not, I'll bring back some other old muses I had.

Points of interest:

// My muses aren't set in stone. Sure, there are somethings about them I can't and won't change, because they are integral to my portrayal. Aside from it, I'd say they can be adjusted to fit in with a lot of the newer things that are being brought to the franchise.

I know it may be intimidating/daunting, because of my preference for the older things. But that's way more a matter of preferring, to stick with what I grew up with and I'm familiar with, more than anything else.

What they’ve been up to recently:

// Timeline wise. I like using B2W2's setting as the "present time", for most of my muses. So here's a quick run down for it:

Juan and Morty: PWT, they can either be in Unova or they've returned from the event.

Drake stayed back in Hoenn, alongside Brendan. Who's 18 years old by then, and he is finally taking on the duties of being the region's champion.

Barry has been travelling around the world, visiting each and every region. In this moment, he should be in Unova, taking on the League challenge and checking out the PWT.

Prof. Rowan is still working on his researches in Sinnoh.

Where to find them:

// I kinda of answered this above LMAO. But, if we aren't speaking of a B2W2's setting then things change a lot:

HGSS's events - Johto region, Ecruteak city, Morty.

Pt events - Sinnoh region. Barry is traveling around the region, never really stopping somewhere for long. Rowan is also going around the region, his research has picked up a lot of steam.

Emerald's events - Hoenn region. Juan is in Sootopolis city, recently returned to his gym leader duties, and gets caught up with the weather disaster caused by Groudon and Kyogre. Brendan is specifically Emerald's protagonist, he doesn't stay in a place for long.

ORAS's events - Hoenn region. Drake is technically speaking, a mixed bag of Emerald and ORAS's takes on Hoenn. But due to being in possession of a mega Salamence, that makes him a lot more ORAS oriented. He is within the region, and arrives in Ever grand city just in time to be challenged by Brendan.

Current plans:

// I'm genuinely trying to stay active around here, and this isn't anyone's fault but my own! I'm adjusting myself to my new IRL schedule. Despite that, I'm definetely interested in getting the ball rolling around here.

I'm looking to start new plots and interactions, with both new and former partners.

Desired interactions:

// pspsppspspspspsps fellow league comrades pspspspsps come get ur shit co-workers.

Honestly? I just want to give a shot at these really old muses I got.

Offered interactions:

// I'm down to pretty much anything, I'm really willing to give a shot at! Just beware, some of my muses may touch on some subjects that could make others uncomfortable. And I trust you guys will do the wise option, and not engage with the ones you feel like will be too much for you.

It's all fine by me.

Current open post/s:

// None atm. I don't do opens, sorry.

I tend to reblog prompts, which I highly encourage to be sent! They help tons to break the ice between us!

Anything else?:

// I'm just happy to say I've finally got a place, for these guys. I missed them tons <3 As well as seeing so many familiar faces still around!

Repost, don't reblog it! Feel free to steal it, and say I tagged you!

[abyssembraced]

I've mentioned this in private before, but it's also important to have this "officially" on the blog, so!

Ghost's height is kinda fluid between universes, and changes a little bit depending on the crossover!

On average though, they usually tend to be somewhere around 1 to 2 feet tall (30 to 60cm), measured from the bottom of their feet to the flat part of their head (so, not including their horns. Those would add a bit of extra height).

Their Shade/Void form does look a little taller than regular Ghost, however! This is because one, their Void tendrils are actually a fair bit longer than their "cloak" is, and extend past their legs. So, while they would be the same height if you continued to measure them starting from their feet, when Ghost is in the air and those legs are pretty much completely obscured by their Void tendrils, you'd be more inclined to measure from the bottom of those tendrils instead, which adds a couple inches. Secondly, their ability to float probably also throws off others' perception of their height, since you wouldn't be looking down at them from on the ground and instead they can better match the eye level of whoever they're speaking to.

Some height examples are below, for those who are interested:

For their regular Hollow Knight verses, I really don't care about specifics. We have their canonical height compared to all the other characters in the game, so I just base it off of that instead of coming up with specific measurements n shit. If my writing partner views the characters as being literally bug-sized, sure, whatever, we'll do that. If they think of them as being human-sized, that's fine too! Personally I'm a little inclined to think of Hallownest as being kinda like the Kirby universe, where everything is pretty small compared to the real world (since Kirby is canonically 8 inches tall, so we can base all of the other measurements off of that), but isn't at a microscopic level or anything. But overall I still don't care too much. And for OCs, you can just tell me, like, are they roughly Hornet-sized? Hollow-sized? Ghost-sized? Etc.

For crossovers like Smash Bros., where there's a lot of height variation among all the characters, Ghost is roughly Kirby-sized. So here, they'd be closer to the one foot mark. Tiny little Void god babies go brrrrr :). They're a little taller than Kirby though, even without the horns (since Kirby is a lot rounder than Ghost, so their extra height balances things out). I'd say Kirby reaches up to Ghost's eyes, but I haven't decided if that's the top of their eyes, just below them, or somewhere in between.

In Pokémon, Ghost is also closer to one foot, being somewhere around the height of a Phantump and a Mimikyu. Since that way, it'd still make sense for trainers to potentially mistake them as being one of those Pokémon (or at least some sort of variant of them). They'd be pretty big for a Mimikyu, but. Shhhh dgdgsh

Cookie Run is the main reason for Ghost's height changing so much asgshs. Here, they're closer to two feet tall, because when I'm writing primarily with an absolutely gigantic character, I don't really want tiny one-foot-tall Ghost to be nearly the size of the other muse's hand SGHSDGSF. So! Their height gets doubled here. I don't really see myself writing with too many other Cookie Run blogs, since I'm not actually in the fandom myself, but if I did, then maybe Ghost's height would vary a bit from mun to mun?? But I dunno.

With Hades, I'm still a little conflicted. I do think it'd be really cute if Zagreus could put Ghost on his shoulder or head, though. Like Pikachu in the Pokémon anime! So yeah, somewhere in the middle of the spectrum, maybe a little closer to two feet..?

I do think it would be neat to throw Ghost into the Undertale universe, especially since lately I've had more Thoughts about it than I have in years, but I'm not certain how tall I want Ghost to be there. I think some of my struggle comes from not knowing the heights of the canon characters. Like, I'd like to say that Ghost is between Frisk and Flowey's height, but if Flowey is as tall as a regular tiny flower, then that doesn't really mean anything. Maybe they'd be roughly half of Frisk's height? Since I can't imagine Frisk being more than four or five feet tall, and even then maybe less. And if we say Flowey is at least roughly one foot tall (or more), then yeah, I imagine Ghost would be slightly taller than him. So yeah, maybe 1.5 to 2 feet here? I dunno if they'd be the same height for Deltarune too, but. Probably.

[barrackbvnny]

──꒰ 💫  𝗥𝗨𝗟𝗘𝗦 // 𝗔𝗕𝗢𝗨𝗧 // 𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗦𝗨𝗦 ꒱

        ↬  18+ only (minors DNI)         ↬  in character rp and ask blog        ↬  semi-selective        ↬  coffin mun // they/them         ↬  oc & canon friendly         ↬ interest tracker         

↬ blog role: main / ooc. @lost-padawan. @tc-159. @fae-blaze. @vanserv-flower.

──꒰ 🪐  𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺 ꒱

──꒰ BRIOOLA ꒱    🐰  ・・・・        ❛        SHE / HER   ⠀❜

       ・・・・        ❛        24 // 5’4” // pansexual, demiromantic   ⠀❜        ・・・・        ❛        playlist   ⠀❜ A sex worker who is paid by the republic to help keep clone troopers happy and complacent in their service to the republic. Rio is a barrack bunny, again, paid by the republic, with her specific barracks being the Alpha Arcs barracks. But she is never to turn a clone trooper down when approached. Most Alpha Arcs call her Bunny, or Leralt’ika. Whereas some call her Rio. During roleplays she will either be on Kamino or Coruscant.

──꒰ CIVET ꒱    ⚠️   ・・・・        ❛        THEY / IT   ⠀❜

       ・・・・        ❛        26 // 6'2" // unknown   ⠀❜        ・・・・        ❛        playlist   ⠀❜ With an unusual way of meeting the clones on kamino, Civet was originally seen as a threat. Civet is trained in combat from their father, with a heavy knowledge of technology, how it works and easy ways to get into systems. They have cyborg parts to them, with their right side of their face being disfigured there is now a metal plate covering their face. They've also lost their left arm, up to their shoulder.

──꒰ PYROMANIA ꒱    🔥   ・・・・        ❛        SHE / THEY  ⠀❜

       ・・・・        ❛        26  //  5'7”  //   demisexual, biromantic   ⠀❜        ・・・・        ❛        playlist   ⠀❜ Pyro is by far one of the most monotone people you’ll ever meet in the galaxy. The numbness and pure genuine ‘i don’t give a shit’ attitude is one of the most deturbing things about her. Having grown up in slavery, she spent a good portion of her life doing as she was told. So, she has a very large distrust and disdain for authority. She doesn’t uphold any rules and commonly goes out of her way to break the rules. Despite her attitude so to speak, she is very intelligent and often likes to make others feel dumb. She gets flustered when people outsmart her. Her job however requires a lot of focus, so she’s good at tuning people out. As a pyrotechnic, bomb, and toxins expert, she knows a lot about certain chemicals and is incredibly good at chemistry and understanding the different chemicals of different planets. 

──꒰ REZLAZZULA ꒱    🔥   ・・・・        ❛        SHE / HER  ⠀❜

       ・・・・        ❛        23  //  6'4”  //   pansexual, panromantic   ⠀❜        ・・・・        ❛        playlist   ⠀❜ lasat are known for their aggressive and warrior esc behavior. often seen as aggressive and intense from outsiders. their traditions and towards outsiders of their planet tend to make most in the galaxy see them as hostile and violent. with the species slowly falling into obscurity and almost extinction as slowly more and more became enslaved, murdered and harmed in other ways. now very little are left across the galaxy. with most being trophies for the rich, or slaves. 

──꒰ 🪐  𝑷𝑹𝑶𝑴𝑷𝑻𝑺 ꒱

[yellowserve]

Anonymous:Question for the mun

Do you ever think the gems look too human-like

That’s an interesting question anon, and I actually went and looked through the wiki just to refresh my memory a bit on what kind of gem designs we saw. Now that I have my answer to this is no, I don’t think gems look too human like. 

It of course makes sense for the show to make the gems look human adjacent in a way. Even if it doesn’t make the most logical sense that an alien race would share so many similarities with humans. Though gems could just be the exception here and other aliens look more odd.  But it also doesn’t make sense that they all speak earth language (even though I actually have a HC/theory on that but that’s not for now) 

I think gems look alien enough to get the point across while not getting to obscure with their designs. There is also really no limit to what gems could look like since they bodies are made out of light and we know corruption can make them look different as well. 

So for short I like the gem designs and don’t think they are too human. 

[doctorstrangeaskblog]

to mun: don't hate me for this. i know nothing about the board exams aside from shitty television. but i couldn't pass up the opportunity because this gave me a lil somethin' somethin' for the creative energy so i hope you enjoy it! excuse the poor proofreading pls :')

Speechless | Stephen Strange

Stephen was quiet. Unusually quiet. Especially considering the words that just left your mouth.

"Stephen, did you hear me?"

"What?" he muttered without looking up from a text on obscure curses. "Yeah. Of course, I did."

His eyes continued to scan the page. So you waited. You waited and waited and waited. And after three pages flipped—he seemed be reading even slower than usual, slower than was ever necessary for him—you snapped your fingers in his face.

"And?" you pressed.

"And what? Is there more?"

"More? More aside from the fact that I'm going to try the board exams? Aren't you going to tell me, well, everything? I know you have an opinion on the matter."

"Nope." He beamed at you, slamming the book closed. "Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to get rid of the pilates machine in the basement or Wong is going to, you know, make me use it."

He left without another word. Without another word. Without another world. Without another word. It's not that you weren't used to Stephen having the last word of the conversation. But this? The last word with so few in between? Well, it was all you could think about when you received your results.

8th in the first phase.

At this point, you just had to show up to the interview. You could share even fewer words than Stephen did with you and you'd pass. You would pass.

It was the last thing you expected. Well, second to last. Because two seconds after seeing your results, you spun around to the familiar sizzle of orange sparks manifesting next to you. Stephen stepped though, signature smirk amply stamped on his face.

Your eyes flitted from your results to that smirk. That smirk. That damn smirk. And you shook your head as a smile crept upon your lips.

"Oh, you bastard."

"You rang?" he snickered.

"You knew. You knew this is what was going to happen, didn't you?"

"I couldn't say anything." He pressed his lips together. "Consider it a testament to my appreciation for you because God knows I wanted to say plenty."

"And now?"

"Well, now I can tell you everything. Including the sordid details about the food poisoning I got before my interview. Which I do not recommend, by the way. The food poisoning part, not the interview. Definitely do the interview."

You opened your mouth to speak. But Stephen held up a finger and clicked his tongue.

"Hey, I had to shut up for an entire 48 hours. It's my turn to talk." He breathed deeply, dramatically, and longingly. "It all started one cold November night—"

"Stephen!"

"Shows how well you're going to do in this interview, Sylpha. They don't like it when you interrupt, you know? Anyway, I was going to say," he sucked in a breath, "it all started on a cold November night..."

But the corner of Stephen's lip quirked in a grin.

"And I had never been more proud of you."

You cracked a smile, accepting the hug that he offered mid-sentence.

"Well," he muttered, "aside from the day you figured out Wong's birthday. I'm still bitter you put it together before me."

"Thanks, Stephen."

"Anytime. Just, for the love of God, do not eat anything even remotely suspicious beforehand. That's advice from my past self, not the future."

Stephen withdrew, straightening his posture and clearing his throat. He raised a brow and cocked his head to the side.

"Now, for the real reason I'm here. Will you come back and help me get rid of this fucking pilates machine?"

"Of course. I'll always help you."

"Same. All you have to do is ask."

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[donttouchtheneednoggle]

sense8 for the blorbo ask game? <3

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most) 

D A N I  thirsty asf adhd aroace finding a place where she is comfortable and has healthy boundaries and is loved for who she is, somehow the most me character ever <333

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

Sun 🥺🥺🥺 i KNOW she can kill me with her bare hands but also she is baby and deserves LOVE 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

capheusss god the sheer joy and hope and goodness he represents and god what a dork and #1 sun bak fanboy mun get in line he is so important <333

one of my favourite him quotes is the title of this blog and that’s not about to change :’)

ALSO speaking of detective mun my fucking beloved idk how underrated he is bc im not really around there much but i would DIE for him he is there for one purpose and that is to love sun bak even and often especially when she is beating the shit out of him and i love him for that

also he’s so 😳😳🥺🥺😍😍

that scene in the finale when he’s telling diego how sun brought him to meet her family then it just goes to this scene absolute peak of cinema <333

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week) 

*kicks down door* MR HOY

*punches desk* there’s no GIFS

n e way sense8 went what is the one thing that could improve this - sylvester mccoy and they were RIGHT

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

will i don’t want to like him he’s a cop so he sucks but in s2 when he’s just ill and traumatised and crying and being Held by his gf i gotta be like 🥺🥺 they let him do that huh good for him

ALSO jonas man is literally kilgharrah he’s such a cryptic and flaky bitch for NO reason godbless when will’s in the final dramatic car chase and jonas just plops down nexct to him bc he’s about to die and will’s jsut like NOT NOW JONAS yeah i felt that <33

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

...kala

LEMME EXPLAIN OK i only want good things for her and her to be happy but when she’s having a crisis it is soo fucking funny and relatable this girl is grappling with being demi and poly and cheating on her husband and falling in love with her husband and a TON of excessive moral ruminations and convictions that she’s a terrible person i am so projecting my ocd onto her godbless and being so salty and dramatic like deadpan saying she has something deeply wrong with her while she’s wearing cute blouses and cat patterned shorts its a little hilarious and i love her and ofc it all comes right in the end :’))

also lito in much the same vein as kala they both learn and grow so much over the course of the series often together all while being as salty and dramatic as possible about it good for them <33

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

LILA i hate her sm she’s the worst character of them all why is she here why is she like that writers you had one job

also whispers obvs but he’s not even worth getting mad at he is LITERALLY only there to provide stakes he’s not a person xx

ty littt 💕💕💕💕

[obscurebelief]

when I realize, no matter what universe in ST

I'm headcanoning Aurelius kills off Neil post s3/pre s4 because yeah, fuck that guy. Also it makes me happy that the guy didn't live to ruin and abuse other people.

And oh no, I don't think it's quick either, all the Cruicio, less Avada Kadavra.

[thirdemeritus]

INTERVIEW THE MUSE !

Note: (I take this as me, the mun interviewing the muse so we’ll see what he wants to say to me)

► ARE YOU HAPPY? ↳  A long pause. Terzo looks in my direction, sunglasses obscuring my view of his eyes. He does not answer for a long while. “No, I don’t think so.”

► ARE YOU ANGRY? ↳   “Sometimes I’d say I’m very angry. Yes... but rage is wonderful muse.” 

► ARE YOUR PARENTS STILL MARRIED? ↳   The pope lowers his sunglasses finally, giving me a look. I believe he thinks I’m prying too much far too early. “No.” 

NINE FACTS.

► BIRTH PLACE ↳   “I was born in Naples. I haven’t been there in sometime.” 

► HAIR COLOR ↳   “Naturally black. What you see is what you get.” 

► EYE COLOR ↳    He leans closer, very close in fact, showing me his eyes as he speaks. “Green.” Does he need to bat his lashes like that? 

► BIRTHDAY ↳   “I was born in a particularly hot July, I’ve been told.” 

► MOOD ↳  Terzo laughs mildly, crossing one leg over the other and swinging his heel a bit. “Bored, I’m afraid. It isn’t personal, mio amica.” No offense taken. 

► GENDER ↳   “Male, but why would you ask?” 

► SUMMER OR WINTER ↳   “I like them both for their extremes.” 

► MORNING OR AFTERNOON ↳  “Afternoon, but the morning always holds so much opportunity.” 

► SPOKEN LANGUAGES ↳  “Italian, Spanish, French, English, Latin...I like to think I’m fluent in Ghoulish but Omega tells me otherwise.” 

CHOICES.

► LEMONADE OR ICED TEA ↳  “Iced tea! Of course.” 

► CATS OR DOGS ↳  “Cats.” 

► A FEW BEST FRIENDS OR MANY REGULAR FRIENDS ↳  “What in purgatory are ‘regular friends’? A few best friends.” 

► DAY OR NIGHT ↳  “It depends on my mood. Right now, I’m enjoying the day with you.” I thought you were bored you lying flatterer. 

HAVE YOU EVERS.

► BEEN CAUGHT SNEAKING OUT  ↳  “Yes, many times. Mostly by my eldest brother.” 

► WANTED TO DISAPPEAR   ↳  “No, but I understand the sentiment.” 

► FALLEN DOWN/UP THE STAIRS   ↳   “Not lately, but I haven’t been to a good enough party.” 

FAMILY.

► DO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY GET ALONG ↳  “No, absolutely not. I think the Emeritus line my have invented disfunction.” 

► WOULD YOU SAY YOU HAVE A “MESSED UP LIFE”   ↳  “I certainly have something.” 

► HAVE YOU EVER RAN AWAY FROM HOME   ↳  “Yes.” 

► HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN KICKED OUT ↳  “No, but I’ve been threatened numerous times.” 

FRIENDS.

► DO YOU SECRETLY HATE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS ↳  “No. If you ‘secretly hate your friend’ they aren’t your friend at all...or should I say, YOU aren’t their friend.” 

► DO YOU CONSIDER ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS GOOD FRIENDS ↳  “I have no idea, truthfully. I don’t think about it.” 

► WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU ↳   “Cirice, I would say.” 

ᴛᴀɢɢᴇᴅ ʙʏ: i stole it bc i’m a creature 

ᴛᴀɢɢɪɴɢ: @maledictxm, @bornofbloodandwater, @devilmass, @blanchette, @guadanya​ bc i love you all

[aplushemporium]

1, 2, 3, and 4!

meme for roleplay muns

1. What is your favorite trope to rp?

//Hands down found family and platonic shit, just little soft moments between characters to emphasize their closeness. I admit there's something very validating and nice about writing those out.

2. Name 3 things you admire about OCs.

The fact that it's a character made from a blend of personal experiences and viewed experiences. It's a very creative outlet to make from technically scratch. Like a home cooked meal with only ingredients rather than a box mix. (THOUGH BOX MIXES ARE VALID TOO, speaking from experience of cooking)

How many of the ones i found manage to blend in with existing fandoms...it's something to be jealous of admittedly, and I write obscure muses.

Many OCs I've seen been like, a mun's long standing project and it shows for a lot of 'em. Dedication is there, and well, it can be turned into a book if they like!

3. Who are your longest rp friends?

//Okay so the oldest ones had left the roleplaying sphere like, ages ago (as far as I know), so we'll go with, Astral (@honey-and-berries-pmd & @heroofluxville)

//I knew him fairly long...I think...I'm sorry my memory sucks. But yeah, while he doesn't write on this platform anymore, we still write else where and honestly the writing we done about Ana and Lulu still gets me. HELP.

//Also shoutout to my WarioWare Gold gang, like @theultimatechef and @vinyldanceparty/@twobraiined. Three or so years of WAAAAAAH and roleplay woot!

4. What old character would you love to bring back?

//This doofus. Though i'm not sure how or if he should come back. Momotaro has been a muse i had for 10 years but cut off due to...conflicts. But if I were to write him again, he'd still have stilted English, but less of the accent in writing if you get what I mean.

//...Mama's accent stays though >:( That's a big part of who she is, due to lack of personality besides sass in the press.

[isolaradiale]

When the final wire was cut, the entire city went black. The power grid was not tied to the network, but the outage was NULL’s only shot at preventing Ofiuco’s retrieval after she fell from the sky. The entire city fell still for five minutes before power returned, but this light only served to illuminate the next phase. It wasn’t like GPU had been without a backup plan. If they didn’t have a way to leverage the arrest of the Stars, then at the very least they could throw a wrench in their operation. 

However, the light of the moon and stars that shone down on the city in the dead of night was obscured by a sudden apparition. A floating island that existed beyond the flight limitations of the city obscured the view, almost the same size as the city itself and becoming a constant and looming darkness over the cityscape. It cast things into uncertainty, and all of the Shades remaining on the ground flocked up and into it... before a loud rumbling began. 

The island suddenly dropped and it inevitably looked as if it was about to crash into the city itself before stopping in a convenient location: just below the maximum flight limit. Beams of light soon extended from all around the floating island’s perimeter to Spirale below, their uses initially unclear.

That was, until, people began to step out of them. These weren’t NPCs nor agents, their ranks instead populated by the monstrous and the villainous. Enemies and rivals gathered from the worlds the characters had all been taken from, their sights set on razing the city. Chaos immediately unfolded where they landed, structures and people alike targeted while some of these foes sought conflict with their greatest nemesis. 

LISTEN TO ME PEOPLE OF THIS ISLAND CITY.

If it was a device capable of receiving a signal, this distorted voice boomed over it. Many believed the speaker to be an enemy at first, probably one of the agents that had turned their world into disarray. Thankfully that wasn’t the case.

I AM AN EX-MEMBER OF THE GPU AND BOTH MYSELF AND ONE OTHER HAVE BEEN WORKING WITH YOUR ISLAND STARS FROM WITHIN THE ORGANIZATION FOR THE LAST SEVERAL DAYS. GPU WILL DESTROY YOU REGARDLESS OF WHETHER THE STARS TURN THEMSELVES IN OR NOT, AND BY THE TIME THE MAINTENANCE DROID IS ABLE TO CONVEY THIS MESSAGE TO YOU THE PROCESS MIGHT HAVE ALREADY BEGUN.

YOU AREN’T DREAMING. THE ENEMIES THAT HAVE LIKELY POURED OUT OF THAT FLYING STRUCTURE ARE ALL VERY REAL AND VERY POWERFUL. SOME OF YOU MIGHT RECOGNIZE THEM BECAUSE THEY WALK, TALK, OR GROWL LIKE FOES YOU’VE ENCOUNTERED IN YOUR OWN WORLDS. DON’T BE FOOLED, THEY ARE IMITATIONS MADE COMPLETELY UNDER THEIR CONTROL. HOWEVER THEY ARE VERY DANGEROUS, AND POSSESS THE FULL RANGE OF ABILITIES YOU KNOW THEM TO.

MY PARTNER IN THIS ENDEAVOR TOLD ME THEY’LL BE MAKING SURE THE ISLAND IS LOWERED ENOUGH THAT IT CAN BE REACHED, AND WE’LL ENSURE THE LIGHT LIFTS CAN BRING THOSE WITHOUT WINGS TO THE SURFACE. IF YOU WISH TO KEEP ON LIVING YOU NEED TO NOT ONLY PROTECT YOUR CITY, BUT BRING THE FIGHT TO THEM AS WELL.

Whether these words inspired or not depended on the listener, but there was no denying the immediate threat of the invading force as well as the personal nature of some of these opponents. 

“To those ends, a gift!” This time the speaking voice was a familiar one as a dot of pink light zipped up from the depths of the hole, a familiar android plastered across every screen in the city. This time though her eyes weren’t red. A wave of light reverberated across the city from the flapping of Ofiuco’s wings, granting all it touched their weapons and abilities back for the time being. “Don’t forget there are people from the city itself still working with NULL. I know this is all hard to understand. You don’t know why you’re fighting nor do you know what you’re fighting.”

She exhaled before looking at the floating island above. “I guess there will be some explaining to do when all is said and done, but go! You need to reclaim the starry sky!”

INFORMATION

Welcome to part 2 of Security Breach! There’s a lot to cover here so we’ll try to be as specific as possible. But as always if you have a question don’t be afraid to send it to the ml!

What has happened? With the network shut down thanks to all the cut wires, NULL has wordlessly moved into their backup plan: completely razing the city from within.

To those ends they have summoned a floating island that eclipses the city, and from it enemies pour down from both the top and the light elevators that extend to the city from the floating island’s surface. 

These are not normal enemies however. They are villains and monsters from the worlds of your muses (more information including guidelines in the FAQ section). While they walk, talk, and hit as hard as the real things, they are completely under NULL’s control and share their goals.

This is a grand battle that will be fought on two stages: on the island below and flying structure above. 

Ofiuco has granted everyone their powers and abilities back, but is also enforcing a cap so the enemy forces can’t use game breaking powers. Since this is universal it will also affect the characters within the group (more information in the FAQ section).

For those that are powerless: you will be able to access your Fantasia avatars via the Spirale Alternate World Life app. This feature will be removed at the end of the event, and it will not work for characters that already have powers. 

We will be running this poll until 12:01AM EST on May 1st. Based on the results the story and aftermath of the event will change. 

FAQ

Everyone’s powers are unlocked but are there limitations like in part 1? Yes there are! Abilities used must be tier 6 or higher by vsbattlewiki standards. Obviously these could easily destroy an island, but while structures can be destroyed the island Spirale is on and the island in the sky are both impervious to damage from these attacks. If your character possesses an ability that exceeds this ranking you can tone it down, but some things are strictly off limits like conceptual abilities in certain instances (conjuring items or allies en masse, erasing existences, etc are not allowed). These guidelines are consistent between both sides so as not to break the world.

What’s this about Fantasia and the Spirale Alternate World Life app? Last summer we held an event called the Fantasia War where characters were placed in a fantasy setting with fantasy avatars. At the event’s conclusion we made Fantasia into an MMO game that can be accessed in the Intraspace, and everyone’s avatars have been preserved there. The SAWL app is an app we introduced to allow MMO characters (like from SAO) to be able to switch between their normal and game forms at will, and it is having its functionality temporarily  boosted to let people use their Fantasia avatars, including the attached powers, during the event. This app will not show up for anyone that has powers of their own. 

If your character was not present during Fantasia you can still create your own avatar! You can still find the list of available races here and list of available spells here. 

Villains and enemies are pouring out of the flying island? What does this entail? Essentially what it sounds like. You will have the unique opportunity to bring in villains, monsters, or machines as agents of NULL. They will act as they would in canon, but are dedicated to their cause of destroying the city and killing off its citizens. There are, of course, limitations:

only one boss-tier enemy per mun per series can be brought in. you can bring in as many trash mobs (generic monsters, grunts, etc.) as you want, but you can only choose one powerful opponent. you can just say what kind of mobs might be running around for others to deal with in their threads, but the boss-tier foe must be controlled by you.

boss-tier enemies can be sentient, but they don’t have to be. if you want to bring in things like giant machines that are piloted by grunts, these still count as boss-tiers however.

you cannot bring in an enemy that exists on the masterlist

enemies, including boss-types, can be overlapped throughout a cast to avoid the possibility of someone claiming a boss just to deny other cast members from interacting with them. however do not have these duplicates interact / in the same thread.

The best way to keep this in order would be to make a post introducing the kinds of trash mobs you’d see running around as well as the boss-type you plan on controlling. People can then use the mobs in their threads if they choose, or approach you to interact with the boss. Likewise, you can keep the boss for more personal threads or drabbles. It’s really up to you!

I don’t really have any enemies in my series and I’m not comfortable using mobs from others. Are there any other options for what I can fight? Yes! The Shades are still around, as are a plethora of generic fantasy monsters for you to fight!

Are the weather conditions from part 1 still ongoing? No, those have come to a halt! However the island above blocks all of the weather in general.

Speaking of the floating island. We can go to the top, right? What’s up there? To put it simply: it’s a mess. Whether NULL had difficulty importing code or if it was just a big error, assets from every series imaginable compose the landscape. Maybe you’d see a building from BLEACH, but then one from Naruto right beside it. Some assets have even been merged together. Pieces of it glitch out and redesign constantly, so it’s almost a depressing mockery of Spirale in a way. There are hills and rivers too, but even those are constantly shifting position.

While tons of enemies have poured onto the streets of Spirale, there are plenty waiting on standby atop the flying island. To go it alone would be a terrible idea.

Can we destroy the flying island itself? No! You can destroy the structures on top but new things will eventually sprout up in their place. The ground and undersides seem to be protected by an impenetrable barrier. But even if you could, do you really want it crashing onto the city below?

Where should we put big, newsworthy posts during this event? Please use the tag ‘#isola sb2 news’ as opposed to the regular ‘#isola news’ tag during this part of the event. We anticipate a lot of people are going to want to do cool and interesting things that they want everyone to see so we want you guys to have a space for this, but we also do not want to clutter the regular news tag.

I have an additional question! Feel free to send it to the masterlist! Due to the nature of this part and all of the potential moving pieces we’re sure people may have questions or concerns that haven’t been covered.

When is part 2 expected to end? A week from now on May 1st at 12:00:01AM EST. We’ll likely be polling around the middle of the week to see if people would like an extension however! 

[inlovewithdisaster]

JUDGE PROFILE: ZOEY YING

the only sane judge on this panel! ahem, uh, i mean. out of the three judges attending this contest, zoey ying is the one with the most experience, both as a coordinator and as a judge. she’s been registered as a contest judge ever since she won that grand festival at age 11, and though she had to work a few side jobs along the way, she’s had the time since then to devote her entire heart and soul into coordinating. on top of her status as top coordinator, she’s an olympic-level figure skater who also loves skating for show, and she has trained several of her pokémon to be just as good while skating in their appeals. she has so much invested in the performing arts--she lives and breathes them in every aspect of her life. can you believe this girl is still considering law school?

as a judge, she is level-headed, honest, and above all, professional. she can be fairly blunt with her critiques, and she’s not afraid to let you know if you’ve done a bad job; in the past, she used to be a tad like simon cowell herself. but over the years, she’s gotten better at framing her critique as helpful rather than negative. it’s not impossible for her to develop some serious beef with the way a contestant comports themselves onstage; after all, she’s only human. but her strong sense of obligation always overrides it: she never lets foul emotions get in the way of doing her professional duty. in conclusion? i’m not fucking kidding when i say that zoey is the only judge whose score would be an accurate reflection of your muse’s actual ability. zoey for best girl.

LIKES.

it’s rare for zoey ying to be as flashy as her companions tobias and ursula during a performance, and it’s rare for her to like performances along their lines as well. true to her modest nature, zoey values simplicity and efficiency in a performance; she wants peoples’ and pokémons’ talents to shine through without giving the impression that they’re trying too hard. she appreciates technical complexity, but along more elegant and understated lines; too many bold visuals with no substance will bore her. 

like tobias, she also enjoys more cerebral performances. appeals with symbolism and messages that you really have to think about in order to appreciate. while she’s not as educated as he is and won’t pick up on obscure references to, say, poems by little-known authors or cultural details that aren’t widely available on google, she’s smart enough to make insights about the meaning of a piece, and smart enough to reward you for them. (although if you make references to chinese history and culture, that’s right up her alley!)

she loves appeals where pokémon get to show off talents other than their moves! several of her ‘mons are figure skaters, so of course she’ll love to see that, but if they got any other things to showcase--ribbon-dancing, baton-twirling, instrument-playing--then she’ll give you a heaping dose of points! 

as a chinese woman, she does have very high standards for the aesthetic of your performances. her ancestral country, after all, is the one that produced that unforgettable 2008 olympic opening ceremony, and our nation has also produced such marvels as coaching dozens of deaf dancers to flawlessly execute a dance based on the goddess of a thousand hands. being chinese has sort of spoiled her when it comes to the performing arts, and that is the sort of thought and effort she expects out of the people she observes onstage. again, though, she prefers simple yet powerful visuals. this 2008 olympics performance of 2,008 drummers chanting a line from confucius’ analects? flawless. but if the drums started changing into psychedelic colors while they were doing it? too much.

finally, she loves detail. she has an eye for the intricacy in simplicity, the beauty that comes not from the largeness and boldness of a statement but rather the nuance which makes it so powerful. elegant details that don’t overstate themselves with complexity appeal to her.

DISLIKES.

her fellow judges tobias and ursula are all about trainer participation in appeals. canonically, however, zoey has been shown to dislike performances that have too much trainer involvement in proportion to pokémon involvement. (my memory can be pretty awful sometimes, but this is one of the things that stands out in it.) since this is a showcase, in which the spotlight is more on the trainer and not the pokémon, she’s more lenient. however, if the performance is like 90% trainer and the pokémon are reduced to mere stage hands, she’s going to have an issue.

she also absolutely loathes performances that she finds to be “too loud,” no matter how well they’re done. whether it’s the loudness of the music or the loudness of the color, you can bet she’ll have something to say about it.

unlike tobias, who loves breaking the rules and greatly enjoys a good roast, zoey is very strait-laced and traditional, and will dock points of anything that she finds to be too controversial in its messaging. this includes sexual themes. unlike ursula, who finds her head easily turned by performances that are sexual or romantic in nature, zoey tends to find explicit content quite objectionable. she’s most likely asexual, like the mun, so suggestive content such as jules’ performance in the last ILWD will make her go “?????” at best, or be distasteful and unprofessional to her at worst. 

a special note: as an ace-questioning woman, one of the reasons she thinks she’s ace is because she’s never been invested in romantic content. she will look at a romance-centered performance and think “that’s nice,” just like with every other performance. but if you’re expecting to move her to tears by depicting a heartbreak or the story of star-crossed lovers, you’ll be disappointed. moreover, romantic subtext--especially gay and lesbian subtext--will fly right over her head. (really ironic if you think about it, considering she’s judging a valentine’s contest.)

also due to her straitlaced traditionality, she’s not as much in favor of artistic experimentation as tobias is. while an avant-garde performance will excite him, she’ll probably just find it weird.

also unlike ursula, she doesn’t have much taste for cute and frilly things. her brand of femininity is more reserved, and she finds popping pinks and flouncing lace to be overdone and cliché. 

she just really doesn’t like too much color contrast or color brightness in general. and if the colors are bright and contrasting? good fucking luck.

speaking of contrasting colors--whereas ursula will get bored by a monochrome performance, and whereas ursula likes her colors to pop, zoey is more drawn to muted pastels and greys. she also likes themed palettes instead of the arbitrary explosions of color that characterize many an amateur performance, so color-coordinating your outfit and the shades of your moves will do better in her eyes.

[vignetteofextinction]

Once she starts talking, it's over for you guys | Veronica | Chapter 1 | Trial | RE: All of that, ATTN: Everyone

“Instead of wasting our time persuading a clearly uncooperate individual - one who also assisted a murderer, no less -, our time would be more wisely spend on discussing more important matters.”

Given how long this trial had been going on already, it was probably a surprise to suddenly hear Veronica speak up. If one had casted a glance her way beforehand, they may have seen that she had been massaging her head for quite some time. It wouldn’t be much of a surprise to find this whole situation headache-inducing, huh? And the mun needed a reason for someone like Veronica to stay quiet for so long, but ssshhh.

“For the “dummy ritual circle” - as you all dub it -, it was either delibaretly set up that way or it tells us where Murakami-san was assaulred first. Either way, I do not think solving this particular puzzle will bring us any closer to the identity of our culprit - which is our first and foremost priority, all things considered.”

“I am also not quite certain whether our culprit truly needed to have bad eyesight - do not forget that the murder occured in the middle of the night - which means  that it was dark outside. Unless you have night vision googles, everyone would have trouble coordinating through a forest - especially if one wore a bedsheet as a means to obscure one’s identity.”

It’s also possible that someone is simply blessed with good night vision - or bought themselves magic that enhanced their seeing abilities, but tossing out too many possibilities at once may just end up confusing the others.

“I would also like to make a comment about the slashes found within some trees - as Katagiri-san already pointed out, they must have happened either before Murakami-san was stabbed to death or they had multiple knives with them... though it is also possible that they have acquired a dagger from one of the shops - or used magic to do such cuts to begin with.”

Well, so much for not tossing in too many possibilities at once!

“All that aside, there is one fact that we can be relatively certain of - unless Inaba-san is actually our culprit and has lied about seeing a ghost to begin with, but I do believe the chances of such a turn of events happening are relatively low.”

Not to mention, if it were to happen, she knew her headache would just worsen - so she hoped that she would be spared of such an outcome.

“Liu-san, GrimmZB-san, Deville-san and Noariko-san are too short for the description that we were given. I do believe that if they were around her height, she would’ve noted as much. Thus, we can tentatively sort out Valentine-san, Hanada-san and Amajiki-san as well.”

“This would leave us with Cracker Jack-san, Katagiri-san, Imamizo-san, Chiketsu-san, Suzunaki-san, Tsukasa-san and myself. Judging by the evidence that we have uncovered, none of them appear to link to Cracker Jack-san, Katagiri-san, Tsukasa-san or myself. If we can potentially count out those who have discovered the body - after all, the hydra never outright denied that the murderer didn’t count amongst them -, it would leave us with Imamizo-san and Suzunaki-san. If the murderer can be counted within the afromentioned group, Chiketsu-san would also become a suspect.”

At that point, she glanced towards Chiketsu, her face remaining ever-so aloof as she made her case.

“As you were my roommate, you would be well acquainted with my attire by now - so claiming that you can see my cross from afar wouldn’t amount to much - it isn’t that small, either. Regardless, given your talent, I do not think it would be strange to assume that you might wish to carry a knife around in case you wish to acquire some... fantastical blood from the otherwordly creatures here. Or for self-defense purposes, but that could be said about everyone.”

“It also doesn’t help that you appear to get along with Suzunaki-san - something that not many of us can claim, from what I have observed. However, Imamizo-san is also incredibly suspicious in lieu of possessing so many knives to begin with. On the other hand, she does not seem to regard Suzunaki-san in high-esteem and vice-verca - ‘lest they are simply acting it out. As for Suzunaki-san... well, I do think her actions and words speak for themselves. Self-framing is a thing, so I wouldn’t be surprised if she tried her hand on that, as much as she wishes to deny it.”

A hand gingerly placed on her hip, she let her eyes wander around, looking at her classmates calmly.

“... Unless new evidence is brought up or someone can vouch for another during the time that Murakami-san was assaulted, it appears as if we have no choice but to choose from those three.”

[psychefm]

talk to the hand [ TIMOTHEE CHALAMET ], [ REED ‘NEWT’ NEWTON ] is the new kid on the block around here. at [ TWENTY ], the [ CIS BOY] works at [ BABBAGE’S ] in the mall and, like, [ HE ] totally reminds us of [ CHANDLER BING ]. oh snap! what? their favorite movie is [ HOME ALONE ]???? so is mine!

ABOUT THE MUN.  i used to lie to y’all, my mom didn’t say no, i did

i hate this site man. and that’s it, that’s all you gotta know about me. 

BIO. good news!!!! i’ve successfully replaced all my emotions with jokes !!!! tw bullying

reed newton was born in london england to sylvia anne bixby and cornelius otis newton and honestly, he’s regretted it ever since.

newt was an accident. he was the product of one of his mother and father’s first ever lustful encounters, and their subsequent shotgun wedding so honestly they both spent most of newt’s formative years in the honeymoon period. some of newt’s earlier memories are of him walking in on his parents doing the devil’s tango in the broom closet and his nanny rushing to cover his eyes. good times. 

honestly newt walked in on his parents doing the do more times than any kid should have before the age of nine. and then he walked in on a parent doing the do with a non parent. in other words newt got an eyeful of his father and the pool boy and it wasn’t long after that that his parents went through a long and messy divorce. once again, good times. 

his mother decided to pack up their things and move herself and her nine year old very impressionable son to nebraska, because fuck that kid amiright. newt was quickly designated as the skinny weird nerdy kid with glasses and a funny little accent, and so as you can guess he was pretty mercilessly bullied from age nine to eighteen. he really never stood a chance.

i feel like this is a good time to mention that newt’s mother was a sex therapist, which is not the same as a regular therapist but still, therapist is in the name. he should have been able to talk to his parent in this time of strife and get some level of support right? nope. sylvia bixby is well known for writing a men are from mars, women are from venus like book on communication and dating and all that, so his mom was generally on book tour after book tour. but maybe she would have been supportive if she was ever actually around, right? again, nope. 

unbeknownst to newt whenever his mother was around she was not only just casually psycho analyzing her only child for shits and giggles, no, she as also writing about it. newt’s mother wrote an entire book about raising a highly repressed teenage son with newt as the star, and you can only guess what that did for newt’s stellar high social status in high school. nothing great. 

did newt ask her not to publish it once he realized she had wrote it? yes. did she still publish it? also yes. so newt and his mother no longer have the greatest relationship. holidays are awkward.

things were not better on his fathers end, but it wasn’t because his father particularly did anything nearly as tone deaf as his mother. yes, his father was a famous erotica novelist and yes that made newt’s life a living hell, but newt luckily wasn’t the subject of those books. neil transitioned from writing fabio like novels to writing some lgbt fiction which, great for representation, horrible for your teenage son who is now known around school for having a dad who writes porn. to top it off, neil ended up starting a long term relationship with the pool boy and gaining a pseudo step son from it. benjamin caley was not only more athletic than newt, not only more attractive than newt, but also better than newt in every single way imaginable which was a real self esteem booster. his father actively prefers benji and every time newt visits him in england over the summers he comes home hating himself a bit more.

which works out because after the book being published, most people kind of hated newt too so at the very least he was on trend. there was a lot of classic nineties bullying you know, wedgies, swirlies, shoving newt into lockers. all very cliche. newt would tell his bullies as much, but it never really went over that well. 

but then finally newt graduated. he was free from the hell that was the public education system and his childhood household. he graduated with honours, moved out of his mother’s house, and got himself his own apartment with a roommate near the mall where he got his first real job. 

goes to university for software engineering. has an internship at apple that he’s absolutely terrified to mess up. has an old beat up car that was like the first big purchase he ever made with his own money, so he loves it to death even though it’s a piece of shit. 

PERSONALITY.  do you fear me? don’t feel so special now. i have social anxiety. i fear everybody.

this is my first time playing newt so all of this is subject to change BUT

INSECURE. newt is a weird mix of cripplingly insecure and weirdly confident and there is no in between ever.

WITTY.  humour is and always will be the only defense newt has against anything, so he makes a lot of jokes especially when he feels uncomfortable.

EMPATHETIC. newt is a big push over when it comes to emotions like he would never do anything to hurt someone unless it was by accident or he was provoked or you’re his step brother benji or either of his parents in which case he will run you over with his car on sight. but no really, if newt is in a position where he has to hurt somebody he will do absolutely everything in his power to either not or avoid the situation completely. 

AWKWARD. sometimes honestly, although it depends on the day. v clumsy though. usually he can try to make his awkwardness funny but does he always succeed? the answer is no. 

HEADCANNONS.  actually all of my systems are nervous.

has to drink like six cups of coffee or tea a day. very serious about his tea because english. also has vegemite on his toast. 

can actually cook pretty well even though he prefers to eat takeout. cooks because it’s cheaper and he’s a broke ass student yk. won’t take money from his parents ever, and will straight up give it away if it’s forced upon him. 

writes star trek fanfic for fun and has a kind of weird relationship with writing because of his parents honestly?? but he enjoys it so, maybe the apple in fact does not fall from the tree. 

has commitment issues because of his parents divorce but don’t we all. 

developed a stutter after all the divorce drama because he thought it was his fault. he later had to see a speech therapist. his mother later had a fwb relationship with this same speech therapist. newt wanted to die. 

traded his glasses for contacts and you will literally only see newt in glasses if he rips or loses his contacts or if he’s at home. 

in love with all things sci fi, will rent and see every sci movie ever made if he can 

accidentally knocks down at least one display in babbages per day so there’s that.

speaking of newt runs a small side gig out of babbages where he fixes up tech because paying for university, rent, and car insurance out of pocket gets up there. so if you need someone to fix your desktop newt is your guy. 

is actually a pretty good flirt when he’s drunk or feels comfortable. is constantly teetering between painfully insecure and confident. 

is very bi and very hesitant about it because of his father and all his feelings towards that, but he will eventually stop fighting it so much soon hopefully. has probably had a few drunken hookups with guys but tries to convince himself that is just a drunk thing yk. 

is allergic to bees so death has a kiss just for him i guess. 

loves video games but that goes without saying

has anxiety and takes medication for it, one of the few healthy things his mother has ever done for him. 

speaking of his mother if newt ever sees her book about him in a book display he will spend as much time as needed taking each book and hiding them in obscure places so that no one will ever be able to find them and buy them. he read the whole thing because he had to know and yep he absolutely hates it. 

goes by newt and only newt so that no one can make the connection between him and his mother or his father upon first meeting him or hopefully ever. a lot of the kids he went to high school with still know though and with the accent and everything, he’s not fooling anyone who has at least heard a rumour 

idk what else y’all imma fite tumblr for making me write this twice

WANTED CONNECTIONS.  actually wait, i take that self deprecation back, i’m great.

ROOMMATE. because newt can’t afford his place on his own between all his expenses. please. think of the shenanigans. 

ON AGAIN OFF AGAIN THING. kind of inspired by chandler and janice tbh. these two are pretty incompatible and whenever they’re together all they talk about is breaking up with each other but whenever they’re broken up and they see each other they somehow always find themselves waking up in bed together the next morning. it’s a mess.

NERD SQUAD. give me newt’s friends from high school please and thanks. just a crew of absolutely dweebs and misfits. 

FWB/EWB. self explanatory considering newt’s big commitment issues but i just imagine like making out in the back room and like hooking up in the break room and someone leaving like a damning article of clothing in there and the two of them scrambling to get it before anyone notices. just fun. 

EX. self explanatory but yes, an ex gf or bf, an ex fwb or ewb, give me all the exes please. 

REPEAT CUSTOMER. this person is always paying newt to come fix their computer and other tech and newt just doesn’t understand how they mess it up so badly. like he doesn’t get how or why technology hates them as much as it does, but he’ll take the money.

HATESHIP. just good old fashion animosity. could be hate from school or the fresh hate upon working in the mall together or they can just be newt’s least favourite customer and he can hate them for that. 

CRUSH. maybe newt had a crush on them in school. maybe they had a crush on newt in school. maybe newt has a crush on them now. maybe they have a crush on newt now. 

and anything else tbh. i’d love a smoking buddy for newt, a friend who he can never get any work done around like when they’re together they’re just like !!!, someone who used to be one of the popular kids who he is now getting along with or still holding a grudge against, his big gay awakening in school maybe like the first masc person he had a crush on, someone who tries to get newt to party and come out of his shell, someone who idk steals from babbages skjsdj idk man i am open to anything at all so just like this and we can brain storm if anything!